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Ab Bund Bund Tapke
Meri Aankh Yun Barse
Teri Yaad Jab Bhi Aaye
Jiyaa Piyaa Milan Ko Tarse
Badal Hain Har Su Chaye
Mera Dil Yun Tarsaye
Chupke Se Aakar Koi
Meri YAADOUN Me Samaye
Mera Dil Bhi Dhadkaye
Jab Bund Bund Tapke…..
Thanks & Regards

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1.Dard se khelna sikh gaye hum
Bewafayi ko jhelna sikh gaye ham kya btaye
Hame zindagi ne kis kadar saqth bana diya,
Ke maut se pehle kafan odna b sikh gaye hum!
2.Hamne tho apna dil unke hath me thama tha..
Mohabbt karte hai unse ye ehsaas dilaya tha..
unhone b kya koob natak nachwaya tha..
tod k dil bazar me dande se tookwaya tha..
dil to pagal tha sab kuch seh paya..
dek k unki bewafi kuch na kr paya..
rooh ko apni izaat pyari thii..
kaa k kasam
mouth ko apni gale lagwaya…
3. Kisi Aur k nam ki mehandi
apne hatho me tho tum saja chuki ho,
sirf rang utar na baki hai,
hamara dil tod k tum hamari jaan lechuki ho,
sirf kafan se chupana baki hai…..
4. Legayi sb kuch magar bs kafan rehne dia,
Yuhi meri zindgi ka akri rehnuma rehne dia,
Hum gaye they unko loutane k liye.
Wo kha k raham rehne diya
5. Mili he bahut saja unse Dil lagane ki
Nazr lag gai mere pyar ko zmane ki
Markr b KABAR se Nikle rahe 2no hath
Arju rh gai unhe gale Lgane Ki.
6. Unko Jana Tha bait k Doli me wo Chale Gaye
Hamko rokna Tha magr roke na ruke
Dhono ka safar tho churu hogaya tha,
Fark To Sirf Itna Tha,
Unko doli me bitaya gaya,
aur Hame dole me sulaya gaya…..
7. “Kafan na dalo mere Chehre par.
” mujhe Aadat hai muskuraney ki.”
aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhe yaroon,”
aaj umeed hai unke Aane ki”..:
8. Mohabbt me yeh Hum kahan agaye!
Gar se nikle the aur Maikane pahunch gaye,
ye mohbbt b kya cheez hai yaro,
jab ek moqaam se nikal gaye,
tho dusre moqaam pahunch gaye,
jab maikane se nikle the,
Aaj kabrstan pahunchaye gaye..
9. Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega..
Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega..
Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna..
Warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega…

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Biwi Mili Hai Aisi
Vo Kaam Kya Karegi
Khud Lux Mein Naha Kar
Khushbu Mein Tar Rehegi
Tukde Bache Hue Hain
Unse Naha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Barah Baje Ghadi Mein
Madam Ji So Rahi Hain
Bacho Ki Fauj Aake
Meri Jaan Ko Ro Rahi Hai
Bacho Ke Saath Baitha
Khana Paka Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Soyi Hai Vo Palang Par
Sar Dard Ke Bahane
Kis Ki Majaal Hai Jo
Jaaye Use Uthane
Yaaro Bura Na Mano
Mein Sar Daba Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Duniya Ko Yeh Pata Hai
Begum Ka Hoon Mein Shohar
Is Ghar Ka Mein Tha Malik
Ab Ban Gaya Hoon Naukar
Bistar Laga Raha Hoon
Chadar Bicha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon
Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon…

Hey guys!!
here is another 1..hope u all like it:
tum mujjhe chhod kar chale gaye,
is baat ka mujjhe gham nahi hai,
gham hai toh sirf is baat ka ,ki tum,
humse apna dil bhi chhheen kar chale gaye
tumhi ko dil diya,tumhi ko jaan denge,
kabhi mujjhse yeh kaha karte the,
inhi baaton ke sahare tumhara intezaar kara..
inhi yaadon mein apni zindagi bita denge…
zindagi mein kucchh baatein sachh hoti hain:
ek sachh yeh hai ki main tumse pyaar karti hoon,
ek sachh yeh bhi hai ki yeh sab jaanke bhi tum mujjhe chhod kar chale gaye,
ek sachh yeh bhi hai ki tum bhi mere liye tadapte ho,
aur ek sachh yeh bhi sunlo ki main tumhara meri zindagi mein waapis aane ka aaj tak intezaar karti hoon.
milta nahi hai pyaar aasaani se zindagi mein,
mera naseeb bhi kabhi khula tha…
par ab toh dil mein pathjhad hi hai,
fir bhi aisa lagta hai ki tum aayethe kal bahaar banke meri zindagi mein…
dil ki ek baat tumhe batati hoon,
phir chahe tum ise maano ya na maano,
kehti to hoon sabse ki tum mere dost ho…
magar pyaar ka ddeep dil mein tumhare liye hi jalati hoon…
kya yaad hai tumhe woh din?
jab hum ek saath ghooma karte the?
jab humara kabza tha tumhare khayalon par raat aur din…
aur hum bhi tumse kam pyaar nahi karte the…
thts it guys..
hope u all liked it
luv

Mere dil ko todakar tum jaaoge jaha,
Meri baate yaad tumako aayegi wahaa,
Main to apna samajhkar tumhe maaf kar dunga,
Magar maaf na karega tumako ye jahaan.
`
Woh chalte chalte itne door chale gaye,
Hamein rokna bhi na aaya.
Hamne unka naam liya phir bhi,
Shayad unhein sunna na aaya.
`
Meri Ankhoon Kay Samandar main Jalan Kaysi Ha
Ajj Phir Dil Ko Tarapnay Ki LaGan Kaysi Ha
Ab Kisi Chaat Pay Chiragon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Teray Shehar Ki Galioyon Main Guthan Kaysi Ha.
`
Tum dur ho¦ aur pas bhi,!
Tum hansi ho¦ aur aansu bhi!
Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi!
Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!
`
Chaha to bahot tha lekin woh mila naahin
Lakh koshisho ke bawjood humare beech ka fasla meeta naahin
Is kadar majboor kar diya zamane ne hume
Ki woh meri kisi sada pe tehra hi naahin
`
Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,
Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se
`
Apne khwaabon khyaalon me tujhe paaya hamane,
Tere pyaar me khud ko mitaya hamane,
Suna hai andhero se bahut ghabraate ho tum,
Roshani ke liye apne dil ko jalaya hamne.
`
Anjane may hum apna dil ganwa baithay
is pyar may kaysa dhoka kr baithay
unsay kya gila kre bhul hamari he hy
jo bin dilwaloo say dil lga baithay.
`
Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi …. !!

Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi…
`
Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai,
humari kismat to sitaro jaisi hai,
yaad karna to door…log apani khwahish k liye bhi
humare tootne ka intezar karte hai.
`
Lamhe judai k bekrar karte hai,
Halat mere Mujhe lachar karte hai,
Aankhe meri padh lo kabhi,
Hum khud kaise kahe ki,
Aapko kitna yaad karte hai..
`
Har roj fariyaad karoge,
Mehfil me nahi to tanhai me yaad karoge,
Hum sa na mile hai na milega is dunia me,
Kabhi to apni kismat par naaz karoge…
`
Kabhi jazbat to kabhi yadon ko bayan karte hain,
Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hain,
Aap humein bhool na jayen isliye waqt baywaqt msg kiya karte hai..
`
Kuch beete hue lamhon se mulakat hui,
Kuch bhule hue sapno se bat hui ,
Yaad jo karne baith un tamam yadon ko
to apki hi yadon se shrovat hui..
`
Tumse dur jane ka irada na tha ,
sada sath rehne ka bhi vaada na tha,
Tum yaad na kroge ye jante the hum,
Par itni jaldi bhul jaoge aandaja na tha…

Jis Din Se Juda Woh Humse Hue,
Is Dil Ne Dhadkna Chhor Dia,
Hai Chand Ka Munh Bhi Utra Utra,
Taaron Ne Chamakna Chhor Dia.
`
Tamanna Se Nahi Tanhai Se Darte Hain,
Pyar Se Nahi Ruswaai Se Darte Hain,
Milne Ki To Bohat Chahat Hai Par,
Milne K Baad Judaai Se Darte Hain.
`
Nafrat Kabhi Na Karna Hum Se,
Ye hum Kabi na Seh Payein Gey,
Ek bar keh Dena humse k Zarorat Nahi Ab Tumhari
Hum Tumhari Duniya se Hans k Chalay Jaein Gey!
`
Kab Howi pyar ki Barsat Mujhe Yaad Nahi
Khof mein doobi mulaqat Mujhe Yaad Nahi
Mai to Madhosh tha kuch itna Uski Chahat Mein
Us Ne Kab Chorr Diya Sath Mujhe Yaad Nahi.
`
Wo Roye To Bohat Par Mujhse Monh Morr Kar Roye,
Koi Majburi Hogi Jo Dil Torr Kr Roye,
Mere Samne Kar Diye Meri Tasveer K Tukray,
Pata Laga Mere Peeche Wo Unhe Jorr Kar Roye!
`
Faslay To Pyar Ki Pehchan Hua Karte Hain
Najanay Kyon Log Preshan Hua Karte Hain
Ye Haqiqat Hai K Jahan Toot K Chaha Jaye
Wahan Bichrnay K Imkaan Hua Karte Hain.
`
Wo Kisi ki Dil Lagi ko Saza Samjne Laga
Do pal Roth k Guzare to Jafa Samjne Laga
Wo kia jane k hum ktna roye unke Baghair
Wo Baghair soche smje muje bewfa Samjne Laga.
`
Agar Mujse Mohabat Nahi To Rote Q Ho
Tanhai Me Mere Bare Me Sochte Q Ho
Agar Manzil Judai He To Jane Do Muje
Lot K Kab Aoge Puchte Q Ho…

yadd

Jab Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai,
Dil Khun Ke Aansu Rota Hai,
Yeh Dard Denewala Kya Jane,
Dil Ka Dard Kaisa Hota Hai.
`
Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi Yaadein
Hamse Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tumse Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad Dilata Hai Teri Har Chhoti Chhoti Baatein.
`
Mat Poocho Ke, Kitna Aapko Yaad Karte Hai
Itna Ke, Har Saans Ke Bad Karte Hai…
Kisi Din Lekar Aaye, Tumhe Hamare Samne
Bas Yahi Khudha Se, Fariyad Karte Hai…
`
Doorian Bahut Hai Par Itna Smajh Lo,
Pass Rahkar Hi Koi Rishta Khas Nahi Hota,
Tum Dil Ke Pas Itne Ho Ki,
Dooriyon Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota.
`
Raat Ke Andhere Mein Sara Jahan Sota Hai,
Lekin Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Ek Dil Rota Hai,
Khuda Kare Ki Kisi Par Koi Fida Na Ho,
Agar Ho To Maut Se Phele Juda Na Ho.
`
Yaad Me Teri Aahe Bharta Hai Koi
Har Saans Ke Saath Tujhe Yaad Karta Hai Koi
Maut Sachai Hai Ek Roj Aani Hai
Lekin Teri Judaai Me Har Roz Marta Hai Koi
`
Karoge Yaad Ek Din Saath Beete Zamane Ko
Chale Jaayenge Jis Din Hum Kabhi Wapas Na Aane Ko
Karega Mehfil Mein Zikr Hamara Koi To,
Chale Jaaoge Tanhai Mein Aansu Bahane Ko.
`
Karoge Yaad Ek Din Tum Dosti Ke Zamane Ko,
Chale Jayenge Jis Din Hum Kabhi Na Wapas Aane Ko…
Chedega Mehfil Me Zikar Hamara Koi,
Toa Chale Jaoge Tum Tanhai Mein Aansoo Bahane Ko..

Aap ki badd-dua bhi dua bann k lagi,
aapke har gham ne bhi sukoon diya,
hum zinda hai toh yeh jaankar k pyaar se na sahi par,
aapne hume yaad toh kiya…
Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare…
`
Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein…
`
Thukra ke usne mujhko,
kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha…
`
Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko saza-e-maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

i misss u

Yaadon ki kimat wo kya jaane
Jo khud hi yaadon ko mita baithe hain
Yaadon ki kimat to unse puchoo jo yaadon ke sahare
Jindagi bita diya karte hain.
`
Mausam ki nazakat hai
Hasraton ne pukara hai
Kaise kahen ke kitna miss karte hain
Yeh sms usi yaad ka ek ishara hai.
`
Bohut dur ho mager bahut pass rahty ho…
Aankhon se dur sahi…
Mager dil ka pass rehty ho…
Mujhe bas itna batao …
Kya tum bi mera bina udas rehty ho.
`
Kitne chehre hain is duniya me
Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar aata hai,
Duniya ko hum kya dekhe,
Uski yadon me saara waqt guazar jaata hai……
`
Bhigi raat hai geela chand baadlon me soya hai,
Main bheega hoon , kya baadal koi tum pe bhi aaj roya hai?
Saawan ka hai mausam, baadal hi tum barasne do,
Meri aankhein na yu barsao, ab aa jao.

yad

Mana hum itne sweet nahi hain ki diabeties ho jaye,
Nahe itne salty hai ki B.P badh jaye,
Nahe itne tasty hai ki maza ajaye,
Par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye..
`
Samunder ki gaherai ki bhi had hoti hai,
Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai,
Ek sms to kar de yaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai..
`
Rah rah ke apki yaad aati rahi,
Sms na aane ki wajjah satati rahi,
Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai,
Ya ab apke dil me hamare liye jagah kam hai..
`
Kabhi jazbaat to kabhi yadoon ko dafan karte hai,
Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hai.
Mohtaj to nahi hum phir bhi,
Aap ke email ka intezaar kiya karte hai..
`
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…

punjabi funny jokes

Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par...

Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a
Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.

oye chak dwa

Ik sharabi daru pee ke mar gaya. Par ohdi daru prati shardha vekho, oh marda marda vi keh gaya: Sharab te theek si, sala liver hi kamjor si

Jis hospital da mein doctor han

Meri vohti uthe nurse hai

Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai

Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

Bhaiya: Anandpur

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ludhiana Sahib jana a.

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?

Santa: Papa mein ajj school nahi jana.

Papa: Kyon beta?

Santa: Kal school vich sada weight tolya c. Menu lagda a ke aj sanu kidhre vech na den.

Santa America vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai. Pehle mema chad gayian. Jado Santa di vari aayi, conductor kehnda "no more, no more"

Santa: Oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more no more.

Shaadi to Pehle

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal bana-na chan-da han

Par Mumtaz nahi mildi....

Shaadi to baad

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal bana-na chan-da haan

Par Mumtaz nahi mardi..

Santa Sydney di ik beach te leta hoya c. Suddenly a man comes and asked: Are u relaxing.

Santa: No I am Santa. 2-3 more men asked him the same question.

Irritated Santa got up & started walking. He saw a man lying on a chair. Santa ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes. Santa slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu uthe labh rahe ne.       

Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya
te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya.

Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?

Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon
koi cheek nahi sunai diti.

Santa Ik Din Kothe Utte Khadeya Si Te Sochda-Sochda Boleya,
“Yaar Bachpan Vich Main 10vi Manzil Ton Kud Geya Si”.
Banta: Fer Bach Geya Si Jaa Mar Gaya Si,
Santa: Pata Nahi Yaar Badi Purani Gall Hai.




Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan


Ik Bande De Sir Ch Te Teedh Ch Dard Ho Gaya,
Oh Doctor Kol Ja Ke Kehnda, “Doctor Sahab Ji Mere Sir Ch Vi Dard Hai Te Mere Teedh (Pet) Ch Vi Dard Ho Reha Hai. Koi Changi Jehi Dawai De Davo.”
Doctor Ne Ohnu 2 Battiyan (Tablets) Dittiyan Te Kehan Laga, “Eh Kha Le 1 Ghante Vich Theek Ho Jayuga.”
Bande Socha Ch Pai Gaya, Te Hairan Ho Ke Puchhan Lageya, “Doctor Ji Battiyan Nu Kive Pata Laguga Ke Kehdi Nu Sir Ch Jana Hai Te Kehdi Nu Deedh Ch Rehna Hai”


Bhikhari: Saab, Coffee Peen Vaste 20 Rs De Do.
Saab: Par Coffee Te 10 Rs Di Aandi Ae
Bhikhari: Naal Girlfriend Vi Ae
Saab: Wah! Bhikhari Ho Ke Girlfriend Vi Bana Lai Ae
Bhikhari: Nahi Saab, Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita Ae


Sardar Conductor: Kithe Jana Ae?
Bhayia (Bihari): Anandpur
Sardar Conductor Bhaiye Nu Chaper Marke Kehnda: Anandpur Sahib Keh.
Sardar Conductor Agge Vadeya Uthe Dusra Bhayia Darda Hoya Aape Boleya: Ji Main Ropar Sahib Jana Ae.
Sardar Ne Khich Ke Chaper Maari Te Keha, Ropar Sahib Tere Peo Ne Banaya Hai.



Arz Karda Haan,
Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,
Wah Ji Wah…
Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…


Ik Premi Ohdi Premika Nu, “Tainu Dekhde Hi Meri Nashaa Ch Khoon Dauran Lag Painda Hai,
Akhan Ch Ajeeb Jehi Garmi Aa Jaandi Hai,
Sara Sareer Kamban Ja Lag Jaanda Hai Te Mera Dil Jor Jor Di Dhadkada Hai.”
Premika: “Tu Taan Yaar, Lagda Koi Heart Da Mareej Takkar Geya Mainu.”


Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu
Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal
Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde


Cinema Hall Ch Babbu Maan Di Film Dekh Deyan
Ek Sohni Jehi Kudi Da Purse Chori Ho Geya
Kudi Ne Punjab Police Nu Purse Chori Di Report Darz Karai.
Thanedar Ne Pucheya, “Madam, Tuhada Purse Kithe Chori Hoya Si.”
Oh Boli, “Cinema Hall Ch.”



Thanedar Ne Fer Pucheya, “Mera Matlab Hai Chor Ne Tohada Purse Kithe To Chori Kitta…”
Kudi, “Mere Blouse Ton.”
Thanedar, “Ki Gall Kar Rahi Hai, Ohne Tuhadey Blouse Ton Purse Kaddeya, Tuhanu Pata Vi Ni Chaleya…?”
Kudi Sharmande Hoyi Boli, “Sir Mainu Ki Pata Si Ke Oh Mera Purse Kadd Reha Ae…”


Ik Murakh Folak Samet Kela Kha Reha Si
Kisi Ne Keha, “Oye Bai, Avein Ni Khaida, Folak Laah Ke Khaida…”
Murakh: Folak Laahne Da Ki Faida, Mainu Changi Taran Pata Haiga,
Ehde Ander Kela Hi Hai Hor Kuch Ni Ho Sakda…



Sarkari School De Bacche Kisi Nu
Ghaseet Ghaseet Ke School Lai Ke Ja Rahe San
IK Buzurag – Ehnu Shad Do Ae Aape School Aa Jayuga.
Bacche – Ae Student Nahi School Da Master Hai…

Ek Bhikari Ne Bus Stop Te Khade Bande Nu Keha,
“Sahab 2 Din Ton Bhukha Waan, Main 5 Rupeye De Do, Roti Khan Vaste.”
Banda Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikhari Thoda Hairan Hoke Kehan Lagga Sir, Roti Sasti Hai, Tamatar 40 Rupeye Kilo Ne.
Banda Fer Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikari, “Theek Hai Janab Fer Tamatar Vaste Hi De Davo 5 Rupeye.”
Banda Fer Gusse Ch Boleya, “Apna Tamatar Khao!”
Kol Khadeya Banda, Bhikhari Nu Boleya, “Eh Banda Tottala Hai, Eh Keh Reha Hai Ke, Kama Kar Khao.”

Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jadi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya Changaadeya, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.


A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagan Pee Lai

Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.

Husband England Gaya Si Ohne Ghar Letter Paya, “Aje Main Ghaton Ghat 6 Mahine Ni Aa Sakda. Aithe Bada Changa Maal, Bade Saste Rate Ch Mil Reha Hai, Te Main Ohdi Kharid Dari Suru Kar Ditti Hai.”
Wife Ne Letter Da Jawab Ditta, “Main Sab Jaandiyan, Je Tu Eh Letter Milde Hi Vaapis Naa Aaya, Main Vi Aithe Ohi Bechna Suru Kar Dena Jehda Othe Karid Da Peya.”

punjabi jokes

Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne.


Husband to Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai…
Husband: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?


Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aur Unhe Dekh Humare Dil Se Awaj Nikli,
Fitte Moonh, Tussi Aithe Vi Aa Gaye…



Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae
Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?


Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jadi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya Changaadeya, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.


Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.
“Jago Students, Jago Vai…




Ik Vaar Bantu Raste Vich Chalde Chalde Ik Khote (Gadhe) De Agge Dig Peya.
Ose Time Ik Ladki Boldi Hai, “Apne Vadde Pra Da Ashirwad Le Reha Hai?”
Bantu: “Haanji Bhabhi Ji.”


Bantu: Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture Hoeya?
Ghantu: Ik Daaru Di Bottle Isde Thale Aa Gayi Si.
Bantu: Tainu Bottle Nazar Ni Aayi Si.
Ghantu: Bottle Os Bande Di Jeb Vich Si, Jo Meri Gaddi De Thalle Aaya Si.


Bantu: Gaddi Di Speed Kaaton Vada Di Oye Tu?
Ghantu: Breakan Fail Ho Gayian Ne, Accident Hon Toh Pehlan Ghar Pahunch Javan.


Ik Building Vich Agg Lag Payi,
Sante Ne Ik Dum Agg Ch Chhlaang La Diti,
Te Chaar Bandeyan Nu Bahar Khich Leyaya,
Santa Bada Khush Hoya,
Par Agle Din Ohnu Police Fad Ke Lai Gayi,
Pata Chaleya, Oh Chaar Bande Fire Brigade Wale Si.

jokes

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai..


Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?     Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am  Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein dus ve number pe tha

shayri

dosti nazaro se ho to kudrat  kehte hai,

sitaro se ho to janntat kehte hai,

husn se ho to mohabat khete hai,

aur humse ho to kismat khete hai.. divyanshu

jiski  arzu thi  usi ka pyar na mila 

barso jiska intezar kiya usi ka sath ni mila

ajeb khel hai ye mohabat ka kisi ko hum na mile koi hume na mile..

meri maut ka waja hai har koi

maut to hum dono ki  satg hui

meri aramano ki jinhone mer sath diya

aur meri sirf jisne tujhe yad kiya